its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts
"ruining" is giving them a little too much credit
it’s more like they tacked a sticky note that says “butts” to their television and started laughing uncontrollably about ruining the 5 o’clock news report
i appreciate the analogy
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
The last moments of the War Doctor (extended)
For those who wished to see the complete regeneration.
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
Brooklyn Supreme a Belgian Draft stallion foaled in 1928 measured 19.2 hands and weighed 3,200 pounds. “Brookie” wore a 40-inch collar and boasted a girth measurement of 10 feet, 2 inches around. It took 30 inches of iron for each of his horseshoes.
a most absolute and excellent horse
you’re lying that’s a dinosaur in a suit
yeah I’m gonna have to say dinosaur
Never Ever EVER look back through conversations w people who used to mean a whole LOT to ya Bc i guarantee that you’ll end up crying like a little bitch nd eating straight up hot chocolate powder
My name? …Fire…. Wang Fire!
Daniel Radcliffe’s as Igor in Frankenstein
so basically what harry would have looked like if lily had married snape
i cant stop laughing cause espeon and umbreon are all majestic and psychicing up but vaporeon comes along and its like BLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURAH