‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
This photo shows the unique bond between a dog and his owner’s koi carp - even giving them a kiss to let it know it’s feeding time. Dutch Shepherd Wiebe found himself intrigued by the fish ever since he was a puppy, according to his owner Dorri Eijsermans.
dog kisses sunket traffic cone
Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
girls who can run in heels should be feared
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
BEST BACKSTAB EVER. [YOU DIED]
[you were indicted]
This is the best use of this scene ever.